I don’t even know how to fucking describe the raw power and energy I felt from this god damn video it’s like someone grabbed me by my fuckin brain and launched it into the astroid belt where every part of my being begins to be torn apart and put back together again only to be floating in a never ending space cloud of dreams before I came back to my god forsaken human body
My fucking childhood in one post omg the only thing missing is Star Wars and Disney.
I forgot those damn BLUE CUBE BLOCKS that was meant to “help” with math. It only added pressure when I dropped them and couldn’t find a block to get. the. right. answer!
OMG KID PIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How is it possible that we all have the same exact childhood?!
this fucking orc named Skakuga the Taunter has followed me throughout this entire game, literally jumping out of bushes to make fun of me and then running away after throwing a smoke bomb. i killed him and he came back with a peg leg as Skakuga the Unkillable. i hate this fucker
this is him and i guarantee you he’s not even dead
HE’S NOT DEAD
i cut off both of his arms and his leg again if he comes back im going to fucking scream
THE FINAL BATTLE
WE BOTH GOT BLOWN UP BY THE NAZGUL’S DRAGON
MAY HE REST IN PEACE
This post is a Classic so Today’s Orc of the Day is: Stakuga the Taunter/the Unkillable
Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.
Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork